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Archive - Originally posted on "The Horse's Mouth" - 2011-03-16 20:52:09 - Graham Ellis

"Did you find the sign that announced our next meetings open to the public?"

'Yes,' said Arthur, 'yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'

Thanks to Douglas Adams, 'HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy'